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An alarm raised on 3,964 cases of school going girls getting pregnant in Machakos County has turned out to be false after it was discovered that they were just suffering from abdominal obesity. In the strange turn of events, Machakos County has come out to clarify that the reported cases were based on physical observations […]
A recent study has confirmed that doing a 7 km run adds 30 minutes to your life, although it takes 40 minutes. In what appears to be a net loss situation, joggers seem to be losing in life for every minute they spend on the track, unless of course they are from the Rift Valley […]
Kalonzo Muskoka has finally come out of his melon shell to join President Kenyatta’s Jubilee coalition, but without formally denouncing the NASA pact. The decision leaves the indecisive soft-spoken political skimmer at an elevated position likely to benefit from either side of the political divide. While affirming this, Kalonzo quoted Chinua Achebe’s Arrow of God […]
Embakasi East MP Babu Owino has apologized for his appearance in the video of DJ Evolve being shot, terming the event a mistake that will not happen in future. In a series of Tweets that were highly shared, Babu Owino said that it was not his intention to appear in the video. He added that […]
A Government wide amnesia has struck the Government of Kenya, making the entire tax guzzling system forget ever evicting any Kenyans in the middle of the night and in the middle of a pandemic. Speaking from a hospital bed, the Government spokesperson Cyrus Oguna said he woke up traumatized that by news that the Government […]
Arsenal will be fielding all their black players in their encounter with Manchester City today at Etihad Stadium in the hope that they can ride on the black lives matter movement to clinch a victory. In their first match since the Covid-19 pandemic, Arsenal seemed hopeful that the new normal could be where it is […]
The phrase “the end justifies the means” could have made no better sense than yesterday in the senate when a majority of the senators unanimously supported a committee of eleven members to try Anne Waiguru. It came after a majority senator rooted for committee way, citing the ease of bribing 11, compared to 67 demanded […]
Hospital owners in Kenya have appealed for a quick reopening of the economy, citing low number of customers and reduced income that could lead to closure of some hospitals. In a message to President Uhuru Kenyatta, hospital owners said that the curfew, cessation of movement, washing of hands and social distancing had led to a […]
Recently, the hustler from Sugoi paid homage to the powerful Talai elders in Nandi. Known for their crucial role in anointing kings from the time of Koitalel Arap Samoei, the elders undisputedly holds the key to Statehouse. It is in the public domain that Moi, Kibaki, and now Uhuru were single-handedly installed to the throne […]
Political analysts and propagandists were left in shock after Raila Odinga easily accepted his Covid-19 test results, something no one saw coming! The Kenyan politician who is known to reject all results, irrespective of whether he is declared a winner or a loser, shocked many when he accepted his tests results without a fight, something […]