In a bid to prevent further spread of Covid-19, countries all over the world are issuing partial or total lock-downs, as well as other guidelines that could help protect people who are at most risk. But these directives are already having unintended consequences. In Kenya, a dusk to dawn curfew has forced workers to teleport […]
Month: March 2020
KQ Announces 4.1 Billion in Profit from Selling Lost Luggage
Kenya Airways has declared a record 4.1 billion in profit for the quarter ending March 2020, reversing the loss-making trend that had plagued the airline for the last 7 years. In the financial reports that were announced by the new Chief Executive, Kenya airways has shown a remarkable turnaround in revenue and profits, making a […]
Police ask Kenyans Caught up in Curfew to Teleport Themselves Home
Police have asked Kenyans who miss the 8 pm curfew deadline to teleport themselves to wherever they want to be, instead of playing games with police officers. In a stern warning to Kenyans, Police Spokesperson warned that if 8 pm finds you out of your house, they will assist you to get home as fast […]
Horned Melon facing Discrimination due to its resemblance to Corona Virus
The horned melon, also known as Kiwano, thorn melon, or Cucumis metuliferus for those who made full use of their school fees, has reported numerous cases of discrimination, abuse and species-based violence due to its similarity with Corona Virus. The fruit which is loved for its medicinal value is facing a backlash for the opposite […]
Babu Owino to Donate 50% of his Heart to help fight Corona
City politician and businessman (in quotes) Paul Ongili, better known as Babu Owino, has pledged to donate 50% of his heart in order to help Embakasi East constituents fight the Corona virus disease outbreak. Posting on his twitter handle, Babu said that the move was meant to help him raise money that is very much […]
A Cat’s Guide to Working from Home
Are you working from home? We cats have always worked from home. Which home? Your house of course. We consider those to be our homes, the same way you call your employer’s office my office. We usually do the same things that you do, but I won’t go into details because cat world is a […]
Muggers, Pickpockets and Thugs oppose the 8pm – 5am Curfew
The Association of Muggers, Pickpockets and Thugs (AMPiT) has strongly opposed the 8 pm to 5 am curfew that has been imposed by the government in Kenya, saying that their nature of business was not put into consideration and that the move would not benefit the country in containing Covid-19 spread. Speaking in a hastily […]
Uhuru Kenyatta abolishes PAYE for all the Jobless Kenyans
President Uhuru Kenyatta yesterday announced a raft of measures meant to shield Kenyans from the economic impact of the Corona Virus disease. In the reforms that are meant to cut through a wide range of sectors, President Kenyatta reduced VAT, income tax, turnover tax, and Pay as You Earn, with the biggest cut going to […]
Details of How a German Shipment of 6 Million Masks Disappeared in Nairobi
If you are looking for people to carry out a major heist in the world, Nairobi ranks among the best places to scout for talent. And the talent is not just on paper, but through some practical experience. Some of the high and mighty have learnt this the hard way. Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al […]
Reprieve as Landlords in Kenyan agree to reduce rent by 0.01%
Property owners in Kenya have decided to cut down rent by 0.01% in response to the Covid-19 pandemic. In a move that is meant to cushion Kenyans in these difficult times, the landlords said that they were moved by empathy and decided to help Kenyans who are struggling with job losses, business closure and movement […]









