The Export–Import Bank of China has opened a Fuliza credit facility for the Kenyan government in a move that is meant to help the government of Kenya deal with short term cash crunch. Speaking during the launch of the service, the China Exim Bank spokesman said that this move will help cement the position of […]
Month: January 2020
University of Nairobi to Permanently Operate with Two VCs
It has now emerged that the University of Nairobi will operate with two Vice Chancellors after a handshake between the feuding Professor Mbeche and Professor Kiama. In what appears to be an bizarre incidence in public governance, Prof Mbeche and Prof Kiama will now go ahead and set up a task force to build bridges […]
Confusion as Prophet Owuor Fails to Take Credit for the Locusts in Eastern Africa
Efforts to control the desert locusts that have been ravaging parts of Eastern Africa have been hampered by the surprise move by the Mightiest Prophet of God of not taking credit for the invasion. The prophet, who specializes in Disaster Prophecy, has not said a word about the insects, and both followers and critics have […]
Maasai Community Warns Against Attempts to Remove Ole from Manchester United
The Maasai community has come out to strongly defend one who they think is their son following calls for the sacking of Manchester United coach Ole Gunnar Solskjær as the team continued to cement their position at the basement of the English Premier League. Speaking in a hurriedly convened press conference, Maasai elder and Governor […]
Sunday Service Cancelled after Bass Guitar Malfunction
A Sunday service was postponed indefinitely at a Pentecostal church in Nairobi after the only bass guitar in the church malfunctioned. The morning service had to be called off after an intern guitarist accidentally tripped on the revered equipment, breaking one string and seriously damaging the preamplifier that is used with the guitar. The incidence […]
BBI Promises a Posho Mill for Every Household in Kakamega
The BBI team received a warm welcome in Western Kenya following following a promise by the government to give every household in the region a posho mill. The government announced that as a form of building a bridge between the farm and the mouth, every household in Western Kenya would receive an internet connected posho […]
Babu Owino: It was a Screenshot, not Shooting.
Embakasi East MP Babu Owino has denied shooting DJ Evolve at B-Club in Kilimani, instead blaming the incidence on a technical error while taking a screenshot on his iPhone. Speaking through his lawyer Cliff Ombeta, the youthful legislator claimed that he had just taken a selfie on his 4th iPhone 11 Pro, when he accidentally […]
Top Atheist in Kenya Converts to Christianity after Tasting Mangoes in Makueni
There was panic at the Atheists in Kenya offices after one of their officials converted to Christianity, minutes after tasting some fresh mangoes from Makueni County. The man who had been a staunch atheist until last week was on an official duty when he encountered the godly fruits that are in season, and had his […]
Kasarani Mwiki Residents asked to try Farming if Uncomfortable with the Pothole Ridden Road
Residents of Kasarani Mwiki area have been urged to venture into agri-travel by planting trees in the pothole ridden road, even as demonstrations entered the 7th day. Speaking to the media, the Cabinet Secretary in charge of roads said that police have been spraying a lot of water on the demonstrators and the only viable […]
Shock as Form One Student Threatens to Sue School for Being Denied Access to Social Media
There was panic in one of the top schools in Nairobi as an angry form one student threatened to sue the school after he learnt that he can no longer use social media in school. This is after the student was forced to sign a ‘no mobile phone in school’ clause in the school’s rules […]









