The Government of Kenya has urged all the parties to remain calm amidst an impeachment vote for president Donald Trump in the United States. The Kenyan ambassador to the US urged all Americans to stay calm, promising that the African Union is ready to send a delegation to help negotiate any matters that arise after […]
Month: December 2019
KCSE Results Released 3 Days Before the End of Marking
In another record breaking move by the no nonsense education CS Prof Magoha, the government has this year released the KCSE results three days before the end of the exam marking. The release of the results opens a new era where the government will no longer have to wait for the marking to end, as […]
Miguna Miguna Declares Himself the 2nd Most Stable Genius
Kenyan politician, lawyer, Raila enemy and NRM General Miguna Miguna has come out to declare the state of his mental capacity. In an interview with a Canadian media, Miguna Miguna declared himself as the second most stable genius in Kenya and in the world, and one of the most intelligent people who ever lived. He […]
DCI Summons Itself over Unclear Sermons
The Directorate of Criminal Investigations has summoned itself to its headquarter to answer for conflicting sermons that seems to have been issued by itself without knowledge. In a move that baffled even the criminals, DCI held a 6 hour meeting with itself, trying to find out how it had sermon King Kaka without issuing the […]
Pastor Ng’ang’a Calls for Wajinga to Go for Cleansing
Pastor James Ngángá of Neno Evangelism Center has called for all Wajinga Nyinyi to come to his church for deliverance. Speaking during a special deliverance service at his church, pastor Ng’ang’a said that it was true that Kenyans are Wajinga and only him can deliver them from the spirit of foolishness which has infected the […]
Report Shows that Nairobi County is Better without a Governor
Latest report indicate that service delivery in Nairobi County has greatly improved in the absence of a governor and deputy governor. This is according to a survey by the residents association. In the report released last week to assess the effect of lack of a Governor in Nairobi, most residents said that they were enjoying […]
Kenya Blames International Peer Pressure for its Love for Mega Projects
The government of Kenya has blamed international peer pressure for its increased appetite for mega projects. Finding itself under pressure for going only after mega projects at the expense of other pressing needs, the government said that it was hard to stick to simple, useless projects when all other governments were doing big projects. This […]
Kenyans Demand a Movie Version of the BBI Report
As the dust settles on the BBI report launch, reality is dawning on many Kenyans that they will need about 6 months to finish reading the report. This is the reason why a section of Kenyans are calling for a movie fashion of the report to be released. Local Cast Speaking in a political rally, […]
BBI Report to be Decided through a Coin Toss
Kenyans are expected to save at least 20 billion if they opt to toss a coin as opposed to going for a referendum over the BBI report. In a move that is informed by the current economic situation, politicians have urged Kenyans to reject the expensive referendum and opt for this cost cutting move which […]








