The government has said that the tendency of government tenders to be inflated is not a big problem to the state because of the expected earnings the government gets in terms of VAT. To the shock of many, the National Treasury said that they are now getting more taxes as a result of the inflated […]
Month: October 2019
Kagame the Most Far Seeing President
President Paul Kagame was yesterday awarded by the African Union the first prize as the most far seeing president in Africa. In the awards that were held at the African Union headquarters in Addis Ababa, Kagame beat six other challengers to the prize, owing to his unique height. The AU said that Kagame possess a […]
Governor Waititu Receives an Integrity Award
Kiambu governor Ferdinand Waititu was awarded an integrity award for being the most honest governor in Kenya. In a ceremony held at Integrity House, Waititu was feted for his impeccable record as a man of integrity, owing to the fact that he has not been found guilty by any court of law. He said that […]
Starving Students Receive KCPE Papers with Helicopters
Pupils in a remote village school were shocked to see a helicopter for the first time when it delivered national examination papers to their school. The pupils, most of them without clothes, leave alone school uniform, were shocked to see the helicopter for the first time in the lives, although they have also never seen […]
Uhuru Recalls Kibaki to Tame away Growing National Debt
The current president of Kenya has recalled the former president in an attempt to fight the growing national debt. The announcement was made during the Public Debt Management Workshop that was held in the capital of Nairobi, where stakeholders were brainstorming on ways to reduce the overgrowing government debt. The former president who will be […]
Corruption in the Police Department Drops by 0.0000000001%
Corruption in the police department has dropped by 0.0000000001% in the last one year. Speaking during a ceremony to commemorate the positive milestone, the police commissioner lauded the servicemen for the improvement, insisting that the police force was moving in the right direction, albeit the speed. The statistics mean that a quarter of a policeman […]
Budget Deficit stands at 130% of the Total Budget
The government has revealed that the budget estimates for the coming financial year face a deficit of 130%. The minister of finance announced that they expect to find only negative 30% of the budget, which is the money lost through corruption, therefore leaving 100% deficit for the money to be spent in recurrent expenditure, servicing […]
Eliud Kipchoge to Miss out on Mashujaa Awards
Marathoner Eliud Kipchoge will miss out on the Mashujaa Day awards, as government embarks on the annual rite of awarding prominent Kenyans. The awards scheduled for 20th October will be aored live to allow for Kenyans to celebrate great citizens who have contributed immensely to the wellbeing of the nation. Kipchoge, who set a record […]
SGR to Cut Commute Time to Nakuru by 3 Minutes
The newly launched Nairobi – Naivasha train service is expected to reduce the commute time between Nairobi and Nakuru by 3.142 minutes. This is expected to be good news to people who regularly commute between the two towns. Speaking during the launch of the Chinese funded SGR train, the minister of transported said that the […]








